Why, one may ask, does the Earth spin round?
Why do things never fall up, always fall down?
Why are trees green, why do they grow?
Why, one might ask, do you want to know?
Why is rain wet, the desert dry?
Why is it that fish can never fly?
Why does a joke make you smile?
Why would joy make you hum all the while?
Why is the sun the of a golden hue?
Why is the night sky black and the daytime blue?
Why do the rivers flow down to the sea?
Why, oh why, don't you love me?
Sad! But funny, right?
ReplyDeleteSweet! Why don't fish fly? I've always wondered!
ReplyDeleteCool! Why DON'T fish fly? It would be kind of convenient...
ReplyDeleteHm why do fart and why do eat to much and why am i fat.
ReplyDeleteLenin, you made me laugh but...ahem, grammar and decorum are lacking.
ReplyDeleteLenin, you fart because you are Lenin. You should post your version of "Fuzzy Wuzzy was a Bear."(on your blog.)
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