Beware of the Ominous Gloink.

Beware! Beware of the Ominous Gloink!

It makes ducks go "Squeal!" and cows go "Oink!"

It creeps around at night,

It is a ghastly sight,

It's fangs all glisten,

And if you listen,

You hear the Shunk

Of the fleeing skunk

As even it runs away,

Not waiting for the coming day.

It waits till you're not looking,

(Mayhaps while you are cooking)

Then it gobbles you up,

Before it's sup.

It's claws on the counter go clink,

It swishes it's tail in the sink

It now skips on home, boinky-boink,

Since it swallowed you up with a gloink.

Beware! Beware of the Ominous Gloink!

It makes ducks go "Squeal!" and cows go "Oink!"