Winter

Who is the goddess of winter?
Who paints the world snowy white?
Who has glistening blue eyes
And hair of pure shining light?

Spring is lovely,
Fall is fine,
Summer is warm
And very kind.

But who is the goddess of winter?
Who makes the snowflakes fall?
With icicles all crisp and clear,
She is the fairest of all.

Beware of the Ominous Gloink.

Beware! Beware of the Ominous Gloink!

It makes ducks go "Squeal!" and cows go "Oink!"

It creeps around at night,

It is a ghastly sight,

It's fangs all glisten,

And if you listen,

You hear the Shunk

Of the fleeing skunk

As even it runs away,

Not waiting for the coming day.

It waits till you're not looking,

(Mayhaps while you are cooking)

Then it gobbles you up,

Before it's sup.

It's claws on the counter go clink,

It swishes it's tail in the sink

It now skips on home, boinky-boink,

Since it swallowed you up with a gloink.

Beware! Beware of the Ominous Gloink!

It makes ducks go "Squeal!" and cows go "Oink!"

Apples

Apples are lovely,

Apples are nice,

But apples do not

Taste good

With rice.